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The Autobiography of Russell
Life from a different perspective
I'm surprised, to say the least
This struck me as odd enough to post it, so I am. (Please note, this is not directed at anyone... I just think it's odd anyone thinks this of me)

mrtrblmkr1: YOU with CONDOMS
mrtrblmkr1: that's like you saying YOU have COMPETITION.
zimzat: ... I did say that too though, didn't I?
zimzat: And why wouldn't I have competition???
mrtrblmkr1: i dunno
mrtrblmkr1: i expect you to outbeat any competition
mrtrblmkr1: making them nothing at all.
zimzat: "Me to outbeat any competition"......
zimzat: That's one for the record books, cause I'm certainly nothing fanciful and not the stuff guy's dreams are made of. Maybe some females but I've never been the dream of most guys.

Current Mood: impressed impressed
Current Music: "I Love A Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt

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From: black_basilisk Date: January 2nd, 2004 10:42 am (UTC) (Link)
lmao yes you have to "outbeat" the competition. Hahahahaha. As opposed to just plain beating them.

That probably wasn't supposed to be what I gleaned from that. Ah, well.
zimzat From: zimzat Date: January 2nd, 2004 11:13 am (UTC) (Link)
T'was supposed to show that I'm surprised people still think of me, much less fondly, even after rarely talking for months or years.
From: black_basilisk Date: January 3rd, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
imthemolly From: imthemolly Date: January 4th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Condoms is saying you have competition???

While using a condom does sort of insinuate that one of you has had a previous relationship, it IN NO WAY insinuates you think they have one now. It just means you are intelligent, caring, and thoughtful. (Just my two cents.)
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