I just got a letter from my dad that starts off with "You are almost 18 years of age and it is time I gave you information on the prive parts of your body that we should give extra care to and do not expose to other."
Do I really want to know what else it says? ... No. Am I going t read it anyway? Most likely. Darn it, why do I need to know what is going on in other people's brains?
I think I'm going to be sick after reading this. Don't worry, you'll get your chance to be sick soon enough too.