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The Autobiography of Russell
Life from a different perspective
One thing I'd rather not read
Oh.... My... Gosh. Someone kill me, okay? (Put Down The Phone!)

I just got a letter from my dad that starts off with "You are almost 18 years of age and it is time I gave you information on the prive parts of your body that we should give extra care to and do not expose to other."

Do I really want to know what else it says? ... No. Am I going t read it anyway? Most likely. Darn it, why do I need to know what is going on in other people's brains?

I think I'm going to be sick after reading this. Don't worry, you'll get your chance to be sick soon enough too.

Current Mood: sick sick
Current Music: "Truly, Madly, Deeply" by Savage Garden

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scixual From: scixual Date: January 8th, 2004 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

he he -- he means well, I'm sure.
zimzat From: zimzat Date: January 8th, 2004 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maybe in the twisted and narrow minded kind of way he lives his life in, yeah.

*shivers* Okay dad, you could've kept That view to yourself. It's ... to put it bluntly, useless to me now.

(Can someone explain what the heck the "birds and the bees" have to do with sex!?)
jayjaymuh From: jayjaymuh Date: January 8th, 2004 04:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh wow... Im glad my dad wasn't like that. He knows I probably know more about sex then he does anyway. =P

But ugh, is he like one of those psycho anti-everything christians to? God help you.
From: black_basilisk Date: January 9th, 2004 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)


*stomach rolls*

That's such terrible parenting on so many levels.

Your parents should be shot, hung, drawn, quartered, poisoned, drowned, strangled, and stabbed all simultaneously. :)
From: black_basilisk Date: January 9th, 2004 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ugh.

Oh, and I mean that in the best way possible. Whatever that may be.
zimzat From: zimzat Date: January 9th, 2004 12:16 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ugh.

Hey! Where are you? I don't see you on AIM and it'd be very nice to talk to you right now. *really needs to ramble*

Well, I thank thee for your comments and the sentiment is shared (to an extent).
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