Second up, gloating.
We all know I have a Neopets account, right? Well, I was updating my shop description when an error pops up telling me I'm not allowed to link to images without the .png, .bmp, .jpg, or .gif extension. That sucks, because I was linking to my own personal visit counter, counter.php as a image. So then I tried to think of a way to rename it to .png and still execute as a PHP script... In the end I renamed the link to counter.png and put a redirect on my site from counter.png to counter.php which is done internally. Thus, I still have the PHP counter active but NeoPets thinks it's a .PNG :-) Yeah, I'm good.