You are Reno/Rufus! You know the drill. Employee doesn't like how Mr. President is runnin' the place, so he goes to prez's office and things get out of hand. Congrats on being a carefree spirit without a one track mind, unlike myself.
You're the strong, silent hero! You look hot waving your giant blade about. You're a man of few words, but don't worry - a male character will more than likely come along and bring out your mushy side, causing fangirls under 15 to squeal with glee, and fangirls over 15 to write smut in retaliation. You have a Deep Secret that all the non-comatose members of the audience will figure out on the first disc - but that won't stop you from revealing it dramatically right at the end!