April 1st, 2004

Tombo - Happy

Political News Flash!

Oh look, Bush & Cheney got hitched in Canada.

In other news, President Bush, along with Senator John Kerry (D-Mass), are lobbying for a change to April Fools Day to instead be only one hour of the day. "Simply put," Bush was heard saying, "having jokes all day is hindering work." The bill is expected to go through uncontested.

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