April 21st, 2004

Ctrl+Alt+Del - Scott & Ted

In need of a monologue

I need a new monologue for tomorrow and it has to be about 30 seconds long. Anyone have any suggestions?

[Edit: I think I may have found one that works.

The Emperor at the end of Mulan:

That is enough.

I've heard a great deal about you, Mulan.
You stole your father's armor,
Ran away from home,
Impersonated a soldier,
Decieved your commanding officer,
Dishonored the chinese army,
Destroyed my palace,

You have saved us all.

Yeah, it's small, and it's barely 30 seconds (stretching a little here with a few second pause), but I think it might work. What do you think?]

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The gay agenda, exposed

Talk about the gay agenda. This sure says we have an agenda alright.

Three couples kicked out of a hotel because of their heterosexual orientation

Scott Fraser, executive director of the Gay & Lesbian Community Center of Key West, said any discrimination based on sexual orientation is wrong.

“Whether it's a couple turned away from a place of business because they're gay, or a straight couple refused admittance because it's a gay facility, socially and legally that's discrimination and equally as unacceptable,” he said Friday.

Wow... we (gays) sure have it in for the world.
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Question on The Great Gatsby:

What does The Great Gatsby say about American life abd society in the 1920s? Is Fitzgerald presenting a positive picture of life in twenties America, or is he criticizing the values and actions of people in the twenties? Make sure your essay discusses Fitzgerald's interpretation of the historical period as well as including examples from the actual historical period. Be sure fully explain your examples. Make sure your paper presents an argument and supports it with examples, both from the novel and the lectures. The paper should be about three pages, double spaced, and typed (if at all possible).

[Edit: Anyone want to donate the paper on this? Cause, ya know, let's face it, I'm royally screwed. I'm a bumbling jumble of thoughts and I can't seem to straighten them out long enough to focus on this stupid paper.]
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