A thousand words to see what I mean.
(Before anyone comments on the job page it shows up, it wouldn't work. They require knowledge of and experience in Perl, and that's not my cup of tea.)
I'm also detesting the greeting / question "What's up?" because at any moment there can easily be half a dozen things going on, and to sum them all up and describe what's really going on could take a few minutes each time I'm asked that, which makes it rather annoying and an interruption I could do without.