I know at least one place will most likely say no. They were looking for applicants to know JSP, ASP, and PHP... Umm, hello? I'd consider ASP and PHP bitter enemies and JSP neutral. I've had no desire to learn ASP, much less means to buy a server that I can play with it on.
The other three are up for grabs. We'll see.
Now I need to go through the Cincinnati phone book and mail job cards to the local businesses that might be looking for my skills.