I have thirty dollars left in the bank and I'd like to get Rob a ring with it. Truth be told, though, I think I just want a ring myself, but getting it for myself means it wouldn't be from Rob so it'd be pointless. Or maybe a picture, but I can't even get that myself. Sucks.
So my idea to get rid of weeks (and probably months) is Yet Another Idea That SucksTM. Of course.
That opened the door for this: I'm in a bad and rather offended mood. I'm annoyed at ... things, and certain ... things ... are only making it worse.