She collapsed on his chest, exhausted from their vigorous love making. It was still as good as she remembered all those years ago.

Suddenly she hear a voice from behind her, "Oh, you must be the ex-wife I've heard so much about. I'm Johnny, Eric's boyfriend."

"WHAT!?" she shrieked, rolling off the wrong side of the bed onto the floor taking the sheets with her before bolting upright.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Insatiable" by Darren Hayes