Russell (zimzat) wrote,

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Vampires and the Sun

The vampire blinked a couple of times and then burst out laughing at the man.
"What?! What's so funny!?" the man yelled.
"'I'm going to hurt you where the sun doesn't shine'? Dude, I'm a vampire. The sun doesn't shine anywhere on this beautiful body." the vampire replied and continued to laugh at the man.
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