Edit: Oops. I apparently read two spam subjects at the same time and thought I read that.
"Make your fat friends envy you"
"Stop gaining weight and get ..."
To which my below response still fits.
... My first reaction was "Uh, no. If you're envious of me then maybe you should work on your own body image rather than try to transfer your jealousy on me."
Quite simply, if you're not comfortable with your own body image and are envious of mine, go get your own. You're the one who made yourself fat, not me. If you don't want to be fat, then stop pigging out on fatty fast foods and start eating healthier. Don't come complaining to me about being fat when you eat fast food 4 or 5 days a week. Saying you work there is no excuse because I don't know of a single fast-food chain that doesn't have semi-healthy food. Just about every single one of them has salads these days. If you don't want a salad then bring your own food.
And that's my view and I'm sticking to it. It's not my fault you're fat, or my problem to fix.