Aid: "Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. Uh, no title but good family."
Mia's best friend: "What about the title 'Husband'?"
Mia: "Yeah, he's cute."
Joseph, head security guard: "His boyfriend thinks he's handsome also."
Mia & Best friend: "Right on."
That just made my night and continues to amuse me today. :-)