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The Autobiography of Russell
Life from a different perspective
I'm an old gay man
I felt like going to bed early so I got ready and under the covers (They aren't as soft or form-fitting as I would prefer; I'm hoping a wash will fix that... meh). I started watching Wedding Planner from where I fell asleep yesterday, but very quickly decided I wasn't in the mood to watch something with romance in it, especially not something I know the story line oh-so-well to. I decided to go downstairs and get one of the other movies I had on DVD, some soda (even though it will do horrible things to my bladder this late at night), and maybe some food (which turned out to be the last slice of cinnamon pie, tortilla chips, and dip... yeah). Well, there was just one problem to leaving my room: I needed to put something on. Of course I grabbed the robe and trotted downstairs.

When I got downstairs my sister said, "You look like an old man. No, you look like a gay old man."

Uh, great, thanks.

Current Mood: tired tired
Current Music: "Show Me Love" by Robyn

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foucaultonacid From: foucaultonacid Date: January 24th, 2007 05:38 am (UTC) (Link)
she could have at least handed you your pipe and martini
sisyphus238 From: sisyphus238 Date: January 24th, 2007 06:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Listen hon, I know from 'gay old men' as some consider me to be one and you most certainly aren't one and won't be one for quite some years, so enjoy your robe (I'm guessing you must sleep in the nude; by far the best way imho) and disregard what that person behind the face of your sister has to say. Besides, how many gay old men does she know?
irish_n_sac From: irish_n_sac Date: January 24th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
OK I know this is weird... but the first thing that came ta mind was you flashing her sayn I don't think any OLd man has anything on this...
Ok may be it's be way to long for me...LOL

But old ummm Noooope sorry dear...

Oh and Soda, Pie, chips, and dip... man you must have had some good dreams after that munch fest....
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