I've found a something on CraigsList (I suspect they're actually a business) for just a queen-size plush mattress and box set for 120$. They're "out of town" for the weekend so I'll have to wait until Monday, (9-6, ooo, definitely a business, haha). *shrug* It feels fishy to me, but we'll see.
Up next: I have no gas, so I can't cook and I don't have any hot water. I've tried to get the microwave to heat up a cup of water for the last fifteen minutes and it's still cold. Uh.... what?? *sigh*