Earlier today I was thinking I would get laid sooner if I just screwed myself. Despite my flexibility and other attributes, it simply isn't possible for me.
Today a co-worker said that if I finished a specific task by the time they leave tomorrow that they would worship me. While the worshiping is not something I desire, the recognition that goes along with such a statement is. I spent an hour on the task and it looks like it will be feasible to do such.
I'm tired well before 11pm for once. Yay?