I'm still up to the same old tricks; crushing on [probably straight] co-workers and lacking a steady date (if any). I say this now, though, because there is a new one. I'm tempted to short-circuit the process by just asking. Yes, it's tactless and relation suicidal, but fairly straight forward (no pun intended).
Umm... yeah. I've spent the last 15 minutes rewriting just that. Going to crash in bed now.