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[Possibly TMI] Body Annoyances
Note: This borders on TMI, but I'm going to post it public and uncut anyway. You've been warned.

Ya know, my penis really annoys me sometimes. Or maybe it's just the pants or underwear? I sit down and I can make it out clearly on one side or the other of my pants. I know that's a bit of an odd and/or unusual thing to complain about (and some guys would have no problem with that kind of "problem"), but... yeah. *shakes head*

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irish_n_sac From: irish_n_sac Date: April 19th, 2009 02:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry....
BUT got a picture in my head and was kinda hot :)
zimzat From: zimzat Date: April 19th, 2009 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, I figured someone would. *rolls eyes* To each their own.
irish_n_sac From: irish_n_sac Date: April 20th, 2009 02:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
No really I'm sorry it's not a good thing for you, have you looked into lower cut jeans / pants, or the type of underwear you wear i.e. boxers / briefs
scixual From: scixual Date: April 19th, 2009 03:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Dude, you need gayer underwear.
zimzat From: zimzat Date: April 19th, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
What constitutes 'gay' underwear?
scixual From: scixual Date: April 20th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC) (Link)
I have no idea. There must be a study somewhere.
amnewsboy From: amnewsboy Date: April 19th, 2009 05:28 am (UTC) (Link)
(scratches head) Is it "popping up" at inopportune times? Or is it doing that while fully soft?
zimzat From: zimzat Date: April 19th, 2009 05:50 am (UTC) (Link)
While mostly soft. >_>
grubbybastard From: grubbybastard Date: April 20th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
In that case, I do think underwear shopping is in order. You need to find something that manages the situation better.

I'm happy to help, if you visit. :)
raist_ From: raist_ Date: April 20th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have the same problem. ANd yes it is kinda awkward.

I suggest finding pants that fit better. Some pants show, and some do not. Likewise with Undies. I wear standard boxers myself, but it seems to be more pant-dependent then undie-dependent.
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