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Snarky response to Encountr profiles - The Autobiography of Russell
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01:16 pm November 13th, 2010
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Snarky response to Encountr profiles
On Encounter most people set their profile to just "seeing what's out there". I've taken to responding to Encountr profiles with amusing and sometimes snarky responses.

Their picture: Them sitting in a chair in an office cube (it appears that someone over the wall took the picture)
Me: Hmm... I wonder if the person that took that picture knows what it is being used for. :-P (Aww... you have a printer /in/ your cube? No fair! XD)

Their profile: Window shopping for the best deal.
Me: Why choose just one, though?

Their profile: Just looking for friends and fun.
Me: What's your definition of fun?

I haven't gotten any replies to my messages. Hmm... I wonder why. XD

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Current Music: "I Need A Hero" by "Jennifer Saunders" on "Shrek 2"
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Thread started by ActOnYourOwnBehalf
From: anarchomo Date: November 13th, 2010 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Someone needs a spankin'. =P
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zimzat From: zimzat Date: November 14th, 2010 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll be sure to let Ben know. :-P (I've already shown him your response, actually. He laughed too)
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From: anarchomo Date: November 14th, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol Glad to have amused. Hope I also inspire. =P
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vaelynphi From: vaelynphi Date: November 14th, 2010 04:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Hah! I wonder if you know how horribly Victorian most gay geeks are about sex!
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zimzat From: zimzat Date: November 14th, 2010 11:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
As I recently discovered, there is no way I'd be able to [easily] go with the "no sex before marriage" school of thought.
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vaelynphi From: vaelynphi Date: November 14th, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pretty hard for me to go with no sex before a third date...
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zimzat From: zimzat Date: November 14th, 2010 11:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Been there, done that. Depending on how you look at it you could say still going down that road. Sort of.
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tazwolf From: tazwolf Date: November 15th, 2010 02:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
the ones I love are the crotch shots, nude or undies, and then saying they are just looking for friends. If you want friends, show your face. showing your junk leads me to believe you want some "fun"

Edited at 2010-11-15 02:03 pm (UTC)
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andrewshead From: andrewshead Date: November 15th, 2010 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
:nods:

I don't understand the pictures some people put up.


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zimzat From: zimzat Date: November 22nd, 2010 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
They make for good jack-off fodder? Or personal amusement? heh
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andrewshead From: andrewshead Date: November 22nd, 2010 08:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Those are the two reasons I browse encounter/grindr
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vaelynphi From: vaelynphi Date: November 16th, 2010 05:22 am (UTC) (Link)
That is the face; it's not his fault he was born as a penis!
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zimzat From: zimzat Date: November 22nd, 2010 12:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha! Now you have me specifically looking for those and hoping something witty comes to mind. XD
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