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The Autobiography of Russell
Life from a different perspective
zimzat
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Conversations over Cake Cutting
My mom started cutting the cake until she realized I was supposed to cut it... Then my oldest sister said "Don't worry Russell, when you get married your wife will get to cut the cake." so then I thought about that for a moment or two, not long, and replied, "I'll let my Husband cut my cake any time" to which Joseph, her oldest child, exclaimed, "What?"

Oh yes, I'm gonna love desensitizing those three kids now. If she can't remain indifferent about it and make them think I'm hetro then they will know I'm Homo.

Current Mood: devious devious
Current Music: "Come With Me" by Phil Collins

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ellixis From: ellixis Date: July 6th, 2003 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mwhehehhee. Good for you, oh yes!
zimzat From: zimzat Date: July 6th, 2003 05:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
There is the one little matter of the oldest only being 9, the youngest is 4 and one somewhere in the middle. But, heck, she's already introduced them to the Hetro life, might as well show them it isn't the only way things are.
ellixis From: ellixis Date: July 6th, 2003 05:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, they probably already have the concept of "Mommy and Daddy love each other very much," so I personally see no problem with pointing out that there's also an option in which Daddy and Daddy love each other very much, no? ^.^
zimzat From: zimzat Date: July 6th, 2003 06:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
*chuckles* oh yes. I agree whole heartidly.

An added bonus to this is they'll stop coming over all the time to eat our food >_>
From: (Anonymous) Date: July 6th, 2003 10:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Caw!

Daddy and daddy...there's an interesting concept. I would not like to see the birth details of that. But way to stand up for bois! Your family will be forced to learn tolerance...MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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