Russell (zimzat) wrote,

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Conversations over Cake Cutting

My mom started cutting the cake until she realized I was supposed to cut it... Then my oldest sister said "Don't worry Russell, when you get married your wife will get to cut the cake." so then I thought about that for a moment or two, not long, and replied, "I'll let my Husband cut my cake any time" to which Joseph, her oldest child, exclaimed, "What?"

Oh yes, I'm gonna love desensitizing those three kids now. If she can't remain indifferent about it and make them think I'm hetro then they will know I'm Homo.
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