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The Autobiography of Russell
Life from a different perspective
Thoughts too short to post... (Tweets)
  • 13:04 Things you can't say without sounding/thinking dirty: "Gotta see if this FedEx guy has my package"
  • 15:56 The older you get the more you have to check hands for rings before making a move. Or just wait for them to mention their girlfriend.


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From: anarchomo Date: February 1st, 2013 09:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Think of the long line of burly union men who had to handle your package in order to get it where you wanted it. Did the last one in that chain finally give it to you?

Edited at 2013-02-01 09:58 am (UTC)
zimzat From: zimzat Date: February 12th, 2013 07:31 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not sure, but if I get the chance this week I'll be sure to ask. I have 3 UPS packages and one FedEx package on the way. Most, if not all, should be here on Valentine's Day. o.O
From: anarchomo Date: February 12th, 2013 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can't wait to hear all about it when you finally receive the FedEx guy's package.
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